mom teaching daughter how to smoke

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just wondering how I can talk to her , my friend of 5 yrs , had gottan married about 1 yr ago she had gottan pregnant before hand because her husband was going into the navy and he didnt want her to cheat ( which she does and did anyway, i know i hang out with her ) ok so she has this beautiful baby girl and moves to his base in alabama , things between them did not work out. so she moved back about 4 months ago by the way this is ALSO my boyfriends sister.
she's 22 and constantly pushing her kid on me or him , she never has money but she says she'll pay us 20 bucks to watch the kid for the night or whatever ..we are still waiting lol for that 20 from 4 months ago . basically she smokes alot of pot , she never gives the kid a bath or puts clothes on her , and shes been messing around with alot of guys which she also is trying to find a " new daddy " , child services did come out to check up on her baby. when shes not smoking up shes doing perks (pills) or oxys , she lets anyone and everyone change her daughters diapers and honeslty she needs a job im just putting everything out there because Iver grown to love this little girl she starting to talk .i just dont want to see her get taken away an i want my friend to realize shes a mother. shes always asking me why we dont hang out anymore and its 2 reasons 1 i have a life other than partying 2 she has a kid ...but she has brought the kid to park concerts , bars , partys , i just want to know how i can talk to her because she gets very moody when i bring up the topic she also starts to cry saying " shes trying and her life sucks "
me and my boyfriend (her brother) try to understand that its not our child but its hard to ignore wrong and right . he's the one teaching her how to say hello and i love you , she calls him daddy it breaks our heart because we both want to help as much as we can but not be takin advantage of , at 7am in the morning shes blaring the radio full volume on with the kid sitting in front of it instead of doing this like I dont know readding to her. the kid is constantly getting diaper rashes where its bloody because she doesnt change the diaper quick enough an sometimes there too tight I just honestly wish shes get it .


This is a long story so I will shorten it up. Bit by doing this it will sound ruthless and heartless. Like I did not care at all. I guess behind the drugs and pain, I didn't. The hardest thing to understand is that I did care, just so addicted to the drugs that the addiction was all that mattered at the time.
Most of my life I have been an addict. Twenty-eight years as a matter of fact.In that time I was blessed with. Two beautiful daughters, three beautiful grand-children, the love of my life, the life and death of my mother. All the gifts that I just mentioned, somehow, someway; I destroyed, complicated, hurt, left alone, broke their hearts, lied to them, spoke terrible words to them all. I deeply regret saying any of them to any of my loved one's. The worst of the spoken words I spoke to my mom a week later she died. Never got to say sorry, I did not mean those words mom. She took care of my children while I was in prison and I allowed drugs (once again) to steal not only my life but the life of my family. She died hearing those words to horrible to repeat over and over (I am assuming because that is what I would do) and her biggest fear came true because of me... she died while her daughter was a drug addicted prostitute. That is how she remembers me, and the words I screamed at her.
My oldest daughter had a real good first part of her life. I was not a bad drug addict and still had family morals and values that I let nothing jade. However the youngest had less of a childhood life. She got to see me go from normal mom to crack hoe! So did my oldest they both should have never been subjected to that life. My youngest is in foster care because of my shelfishness of addiction. My oldest has inheiriated my unfonituate genes. She is an addict and bi-polar, just lost her three to CPS, I say it coming, but could not tell her any better. I can not help think that if she had better teaching (mom in her life as a child)maybe she would have better (or any) tools(life coping skills) to work with.
My husband, best friend, and thanks to me I am his worst enemy (I hate myself for this too) I put this man through h*ll. The first years were great, strong relationship, then I happened. I left him (my whole family) and went to smoke crack, pretty soon I needed another way to get money. So I sarted prostituing (never in a million years) I still can not believe I did it, but I did. He would take me back (but with rage and hard, hard words) which I expected some kind of anger, after all look what a I did! I would get mad at his words and leave go back to the streets. This process was repeated about 7 times. He always took me back, but displaying more and more hate on the flick of a switch.
I am in college now, off the streets, talk to my daughters, (haven't seen g-babies in a while) I feel that I have changed a great amount in the short time change has been an issue in my life (5 years). I live with my husband, we have our own rooms, I pay the bills and he provides everything else for me that I need. I love this man, and he tells me daily how much he hates me and how I ruint his life. But then in the next instance he loves me and worries about me. He is sure to point out what I was and Who I hurt and all the bad I want left behind me. I have really thought about trying suicide again, but....

I guess my question is, "Can a person who has done so many terrible things in their life that not only affects them but family as well forgive themselves? What if the terrible things done( in the past) are an almost everyday anouncement when I do something wrong. Things throwed in about past actions , reminded of the thing I am most ashamed of as well as sorry for, or either,never will be anything but that sorry person I was (so I am told). Is it me that is having trouble forgiving or a family member??/


He lives with his mother in a one bedroom apartment. I wold let her sleep there only on friday night and saturday night and get her back early sunday morning. he promised to put up her toddler bed up and still hasnt. I gave him a sofa bed so when she is there she can sleep in it and him during the week when she is not. come to find out he started sleeping in bed with her and now she hates her room and her bed and try's to climb into my bed. I fight with her until almost 1a.m. till i cant take her crying and kicking me that i give up and there she is in my room in my bed. My second biggest thing is that the other day we went there to sign her up for dance classes and me and my daughter walked in to finding him smoking weed in the apartment! Then shortly after that a women I haven't seen in years approached me telling me how cute my daughter is. I was confused how she saw her. Here she was at his my mom's apartment while my daughter was there at 4:00a.m. smoking weed and my daughter woke up and stayed outside with them. I am tired of all of this yes, my daughter loves her father, but i dont want her sleeping there and i wish sometimes he'd get caught. He loves his daughter but what is he teaching her and I am not any better for her going there. I dont know what to do?


I have been with my husband for 6 years, married for 4. We have 2 beautiful daughters, aged 3.5 and 1 month old. Here is my issue. My husband and I have been having issues for a while. He isn't abusive, and he is a wonderful father, he is just lacking in the emotional and physical department. We never kiss on the mouth(he says it is because I smoke), and we haven't had sex in 1.5 months. I did have a cection a month ago, so we can't have sex anyway. He doesn't even talk to me. I am a stay at home mom, and have been since I was pregnant with our first. We do not have any friends, so he or I don't go anywhere unless we are together. Our life consists of him going to work everyday, me taking care of the girls 24/7, and going to walmart and out to dinner. I can't take this **** anymore. I don't get it, I have lost all of pregnancy weight in 3 weeks, and still I don't even get touched. No, I don't look like I did before I got pregnant 4 years ago, but neither does he. Why wouldn't my husband talk to me or touch me. No, I'm positive he isn't having an affair, and he isn't addicted to porn. He does play the playstation 3 for more than what I would like him to. We fight constantly, mostly about the two dogs. We have 2 boxers that stink up the house so bad. the 8 month old boxer chews on everything and is ruining my house. and I get stuck cleaning it. I have to have a clean house or I freak out. He doesn't care if it is dirty or not. I clean all the time, and he does nothing to help.He has even said that if I wanted to leave go ahead, because he isn't getting rid of dogs. He doesn't understand that me and the girls will be here a hell of alot longer than they will, and he won't have child support on the dogs. I am tired of being sad, crying, and cleaning 24/7. This has been going on for atleast 2 years. The no intimacy is killing me. I have even contemplated an affair to get his attention, but I don't know anyone to have an affair with, that is how bad it is. Should I just not care? He does work 6-3 everyday, provides well for us, and is a great father. I feel like we aren't good together. I will say, we wouldn't be married if I didn't get pregnant with our first, that I'm sure of. What should I do? And would I get custody since I am a stay at home mom? My 1 month old is exclusively breastfed, so she can't be with him. I know he is a great father, but we need to be happy together, or we will never teach our girls a thing.

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Just wanted to add, I have smoked since the day I met him, he never had a problem with it, just within the last year. I only smoke 3-5 a day, and only right after I nurse. We are both good looking people, it isn't like we are fat ugly slobs. We should be having sex more often.Atleast kissing and cuddling. Our ages are 23(me) and 27.


my highschool sweetheart and i got back together...we were both single...she came out to see me 2 times in arizona and the love was there and we got along great...we are both 41 now and have been together for a year now and plan to get married...i moved back to our hometown in michigan to be with her...we have been together for almost a year now...when i first came out here i didn't move in with her and her daughter for a couple of months so that i could get to know the girl (she was 12 and is now 13)...we all ended up getting a 3 bedroom place...i love the 13 yr old and am feeling like i want to be a father, or at least a "male" figure in her life...last week we found out that she has been smoking pot for about 2 years now...this could explain some things like her failing half of her classes 2 semesters in a row...this little girl can be so sweet about 1/4 of the time, but most of the time she is acting terrible...she will do the exact opposite of what she is asked...she lies constantly even when she knows we know different...i feel she needs punishment for her behaviours, but i can't get her mother on the same page...when the girl does wrong, the mom will take her on a shopping spree to "make her feel better!"...all that does is teach her to mess up and get rewarded...i know many of you will think i am terrible, but i am not sure i "like" this girl...i feel love for her, but either she is too spoiled to accept it, or she doesn't want me in her and her moms lives...i know the age of 13 years is a hard time with the body changing and all, but she is doing worse things than just being "moody"...this girl has been doing drugs before i came along, so there has been problems before...i feel terrible that i feel i can't do anything to "help" her...should i leave this situation?...is it true that people that go into a relationship that has children will be destined for failure?...i love both of these people in my life and i will be devastated to leave...


my highschool sweetheart and i got back together...we were both single...she came out to see me 2 times in arizona and the love was there and we got along great...we are both 41 now and have been together for a year now and plan to get married...i moved back to our hometown in michigan to be with her...we have been together for almost a year now...when i first came out here i didn't move in with her and her daughter for a couple of months so that i could get to know the girl (she was 12 and is now 13)...we all ended up getting a 3 bedroom place...i love the 13 yr old and am feeling like i want to be a father, or at least a "male" figure in her life...last week we found out that she has been smoking pot for about 2 years now...this could explain some things like her failing half of her classes 2 semesters in a row...this little girl can be so sweet about 1/4 of the time, but most of the time she is acting terrible...she will do the exact opposite of what she is asked...she lies constantly even when she knows we know different...i feel she needs punishment for her behaviours, but i can't get her mother on the same page...when the girl does wrong, the mom will take her on a shopping spree to "make her feel better!"...all that does is teach her to mess up and get rewarded...i know many of you will think i am terrible, but i am not sure i "like" this girl...i feel love for her, but either she is too spoiled to accept it, or she doesn't want me in her and her moms lives...i know the age of 13 years is a hard time with the body changing and all, but she is doing worse things than just being "moody"...this girl has been doing drugs before i came along, so there has been problems before...i feel terrible that i feel i can't do anything to "help" her...should i leave this situation?...is it true that people that go into a relationship that has children will be destined for failure?...i love both of these people in my life and i will be devastated to leave...


Say you are sitting at your sister's house, chatting with her as her 6 year old daughter and your 5 year old daughter play. Your sister calls her daughter over and tells her to "go get Mommy a cigarette" from the kitchen. The girl leaves the room and comes back a couple of minutes later carrying a lit cigarette. You don't see her take a puff, but after she hands it to her mom, she looks at your daughter and exhales a big cloud of smoke. You ask your sister about this, and she says that it is no big deal, that she taught the girl how to do it a year ago and sometimes lets her light 20 or more in a day, and says "Everyone thinks it is just so cute!"

And then what do you tell your child when she wants to do it? That 5 is not old enough to work a lighter? Let's say that your daughter was supposed to spend the weekend with them, but you just know they will let her smoke, and if your daughter is going to try a cigarette, you are by God going to be there to see it when it happens!

So what would you do? Obviously, you can't call the county, because it is your own sister, and if the kid wound up in foster care, smoking would be the least of the dangers she would face.

I did this for my mom a lot when I was a kid. It is how I started smoking, in fact.

Those who would turn their sister in - are you truly not aware of what happens to many little girls in foster care? You would rather see your little niece raped and abused than allowed her to inhale a little smoke?
Witchy, I apologize for stereotyping foster families. The vast majority are wonderful people. Like you said, it is the shameful few who get the attention of the media and the public.
Still, I don't this particular situation warrants a parent losing their child.


Say you are sitting at your sister's house, chatting with her as her 6 year old daughter and your 5 year old daughter play. Your sister calls her daughter over and tells her to "go get Mommy a cigarette" from the kitchen. The girl leaves the room and comes back a couple of minutes later carrying a lit cigarette. You don't see her take a puff, but after she hands it to her mom, she looks at your daughter and exhales a big cloud of smoke. You ask your sister about this, and she says that it is no big deal, that she taught the girl how to do it a year ago and sometimes lets her light 20 or more in a day, and says "Everyone thinks it is just so cute!"

And then what do you tell your child when she wants to do it? That 5 is not old enough to work a lighter? Let's say that your daughter was supposed to spend the weekend with them, but you just know they will let her smoke, and if your daughter is going to try a cigarette, you are by God going to be there to see it when it happens!

So what would you do? Obviously, you can't call the county, because it is your own sister, and if the kid wound up in foster care, smoking would be the least of the dangers she would face.
Of course I have smoked, and remember, this is an imaginary situation. Good answers so far, though - kinda.
I did this for my mom a lot when I was a kid. It is how I started smoking, in fact.

Those who would turn their sister in - are you truly not aware of what happens to many little girls in foster care? You would rather see your little niece raped and abused than allowed her to inhale a little smoke?
What if your mom had let you light cigarettes for her when you were a child? Would you go around claiming to be a victim of child abuse, or would you remember those times fondly? I remember that when my mom let me light cigarettes for her, I thought it was great, and that I was lucky.
Lauren, you are absolutely right. It was not my intention to disparage foster parents. Almost all of them are fine people, taking care of children who desperately need help. It is the shameful few who get the media exposure. Still I don't think that this situation would warrant a mother losing her child.


im afraid my mom wont let me wear any. because a day ago, my moms friend was asking her that he daughter, my friend, wants to wear makeup and shes like 11... and then so my mom was like
"oh, idk... im not really a makeup person and i wouldnt want for my kid to wear makeup because all the chemicals they use can harm skin. but definately dont discourage her... maybe let her practice putting on and taking off makeup at night on the weekends and you know how it is when you wanted to fit in at that age."
and i overheard the whole convo and now im kinda like "ehhh... should i ask her for a little makeup cuz what if she doesnt let me..."
i think if i ask her shell think i want makeup just to fit in and then shell say like "ohhh i dont want you wearing makeup just to fit in" and then shell be talking like "oh i dont want you to feel pressured to wear makeup just cuz popular girls do that"
and when in fact shes the one pressuring me and making me feel more sad because im almost positive she wont let me wear a little makeup cuz shell think itll damage my skin.

and i dont want makeup to fit in.
i really dont want to fit in...
all i want is to be more of a girl, and makeup would make me feel more girly.

im not sure that shell let me cuz shell think "ohhh... i remember when i wanted to wear makeup and smoke and shit when i was 14" and it seems to me like all the time, like when i ask her for something (e.i. gynmastics or acting) she would makeup an exuse like "oh i wanted to do that too" and those dreams died out of course cuz no one cared.
so what if she doesnt let me..
im almost sure shed be like "what???? im not sure... why do you want makeup???"

i mean wtf am i supposed to say???
"BECAUSE I JUST DO... Y CANT I??"
i think she thinks that ill be lazy to take itoff at night. WELL NO IM NOT!
im almost sure she wont let me...
should i still ask her although she might not let me???
im 99.99999999999999% sure shell be like "no... i remeber i used to wear it blah blah and gramma told me and i didnt listen blah blah blaH" and then she tries to teach me but wtf?!! lemme do watever i want. its my life and let me do my mistakes. ill learn from them later.

plus ill tell her wont wear makeup everyday just sometimes if shes SOOOOOOO worried about my skin.
and i definately dont any eye shadow and all that crap. ALL i want is eyeliner and mascara. DONE!!!
is it worth a try??!


So Mothers day happened.
I was very grateful to have my husband with me and my 18 month old daughter. So we went to see his mother who lives 2 and a half hours a way. We did everything for her, took her out and did everything she wanted. She is sooo annoying, nags all the time and always preaches about what to do even though she is not at all practicing what she preaches nor ever has.( I don't like her all that much and can only handle her in doses.) I am not mad that we went to see her but that we didn't really do anything for me. Last year we spent Mothers day with her and did nothing for me and then this year. She never ever comes out to see us and always lays guilt trips because we don't come out their often. My husband can barely even stand being around his mom beacuse she is a "psychic" pot smoking hypocrite but obviously loves her because she is his mom. I have an 18 month old and I am 5 months pregnant and I was just hoping for him to do something for me since my daughter is too young to do something. (He never does anything like that unless I mention it to him, he has never really had a stable fun filled life and thinks this stuff is somewhat pointless. I mean I don't want a gift or anything I just want to be acknowledged like I matter. He was very nice to me and stuff and I am glad but it just disappointed me a bit. His mom never took care of the boys very well from what I hear and was a very horrible role model, you can see it in them so I feel that she doesn't deserve to be worshipped. I dunno am I being selfish? I sure darn feel like it, I am important too, I know he works and provides for us, but I take care of his daughter, teach her and stuff plus I am caring his other child.
also.. I know "pot smoking" is a common thing but she is off the wire a bit.. paranoid and always saying far fetched stuff.. that is why I use it in a negative way. Plus my husband and I are recovering addicts and we really think pot smoking is a waste of air lol .


I'm 36 and the last born, she is 38 and a first born. She grew up on a farm with two sisters, no brothers (dad wanted boys) and was told she would never be as good as a boy. I work a compressed work week Sun, Mon, Tue and every other Wed. She leaves much of the house work for me to do on my days off. She complains constantly about the house not being clean enough and that I just don't care about the house. Anyone who visits our house would agree that it is very clean all the time. Except her piles of stuff laying around that she is "going to take care of"
I cook, I take care of our daughter, (age 10), I don't drink or smoke, I exercise and take care of my body and I make good money. She never misses an opportunity to put me down or insult me in front of my friends, she is never in the mood, she yells at me and our daughter over the smallest issues, she will won't lift a finger to help me with anything, her TV shows are always more important than the family, she doesn't have any real friends, she always wants to take on my guy sports and try to show the boys up, so I rarely get to go do guy trips without her or a guilt trip that she had to work and I got to have fun. She went to school for accounting and thinks she is the authority on money, yet she can't save a dime. Ok you can say it, I'm a pussy for putting up with it or not divorcing her. If I put up a fight she will just dig in fight more, no amount of logic or professional advice will sway her. She thinks her yelling and inability to talk over issues without a fight is normal and everyone isn't as happy as I think they are. I love my daughter and hate putting her through this. It is just teaching her how to be a bitch like her mom. I would have divorced her long ago if it were not for my daughter. Oh, yeah, the wife's parents divorced when the last kid was out of the the house.
What am I dealing with in her personality and how do I get her to see what a crap head she is? Should I video tape her so she can hear herself scream about how I drank too much of the pot of coffee she made and today unlike every day she wanted two cups of coffee.


alright, I am 14 years old, in grade 9. My family used to be so close, so good. Everything was perfect, up until June 2008...I used to do my whole family's laundry every single weekend, i would do their dishes, clean the house, i went to school everyday, did all my homework, they loved me. In June 2008 I started dating my current boyfriend Rick..Rick grew up in a life opposite mine, he had been smoking cigarettes since he was 10, he did weed, esctasy and he was into alcohol. I helped him out of all of it, hes doing so well in school now and he only does weed(nothing else) every once in a while. Rick taught me that i am not my family's slave, i am their daughter, and i have an older sister. He taught me to put myself first, now, i do MY laundry...i do MY dishes, I clean the house sometimes, but i always clean my messes....now they all hate me. I am nowhere near good enough for them, i go to school every day, unlike my sister, i have a job, i do my homework, unlike mysister, i cook and clean for myself, unlike my sister...but i am also home less, i leave the house for school at 6:45am everyday and my curfew is 11:00pm. i go to Rick's house everyday after school....now, apparently i have so much attitude, im rude, disprespectful, i'll do the dishes and get yelled at because its not my mess, so i stop doing them and get yelled at because im being lazy and not helping out...
My mom calls me a bitch all the time, my sister tells me i need to start acting more like her and everything. They hate me, they tell me im not good enough on a daily basis, i try so hard to please them, but now i have just given up....I am not sure what to do because i am stuck living here for three more years until Rick and i get our house, (which we can afford now but we're too young)
Is there any way i can deal with this until i leave?
to: Just A Dad...
see, everything was perfect for my family members, not me. I did everything for them, now because im not there to be their slave they're making my life a living hell....like when i am with him, he makes me feel so good about myself, when i do things for him im appreciated for it same with his family. I grew up in a european household where you do everything for everyone or else you are worthless. I would rather be nothing than their daughter. Iread all the answers and they helped...ive tried talking to them, they don't understand, they just want Rick out of here, but he isn't going anywhere. I decided i would rather have no food, no money, no house, nothing than live with them. I love Rick and his family, they love me too, so my blood family can go fuck themselves. Thanks everyone who answered, you helped me alot.
and my mom isn't trying to reach out to me, she is putting me out of her life, she only wants me when she needs something, so i said fuck it. a�?


Ever since I was little I have had a loving mom who is always there for me---sometimes more than I would like though. I know I should be happy because some people grow up without any parental support but sometimes I feel smothered. Is this wrong of me? When I was little I wasnt able to do a lot of the things other kids did. we never went out many places and Ive never been on a vacation to anywhere yet alone left the area that I live in further than a 4 hour drive. I used to want to do things outside as a kid like climb trees or splash my feet in the mud on a rainy day but my mom would freak out and say I would break my arm or catch pneumonia and I wasnt allowed. For this many people have always told me that is part of why I am like I am today. Im sort of like chuckie from the rugrats (if anyone remembers that show) where he is very worried and always the one to say "well I dont know about that" and I hardly take necessary risks in life because Im too afraid. Normally I try to just go ahead and do everything mom tells me to do- mainly because Im her daughter and that's what a good daughter should do. but sometimes I get annoyed and don't do what she says- especially in the past few years and here I am about to turn 21 this year (yes, I still live at home, I have a job and go to college but my job isnt enough to support me on my own and my mom would most likely take it as a personal strike against her if I were to leave without going off with a husband or something). For example: I try to help around the house by cleaning the dishes or vaccuming the floor but it's never good enough for her. She looks at it and will knit pick every little thing about it. When I wash dishes she says I didnt do it right because I didnt do it the same way she does it (same with ironing clothes---we both get the SAME end result- but I just do it in a way that is easier for me and faster---just that I dont do it the way she did it and the way her mother taught her doesnt mean it's the right way for me). So she rewashes the dishes or revacumes the floor. This just makes me not even see a point in helping out around the house and I end up not doing it. Ive also gotten into a bad habit lately. I get on the internet late at night and stay on there til about 3 or 4 in the morning and I end up sleeping in until 12 in the afternoon. Though I do believe that it's up to me what I want to do and I tell her that- but every time i sleep in she comes in the room begging me to wake up and saying tings like "you're so lazy, you gotta get up- you're not the same little girl I used to know- you've changed, you used to be an early bird n wake up early every morning. I dont know what happened to you. there IS something wrong with you- I KNOW there is- tell me what it is." and I tell her that I would have 2 make something up and it would be a lie because I couldnt think of anything wrong with me other than her nagging me every morning to get up when she wants me to. I know she cares about me- but Im responsible- if I gotta get up- I'll get up- I always prepare for things or am able to get up n be ready if I have to- but if I can sleep in I do it lately. and she gets sad and teary eyed and says " I dont even see you anymore- you're always in this room. You must not like me anymore, you dont like being around me" and all this stuff. The thing is- I have this room that is sort of like my bedroom but it's called the playroom. I have gaming stuff in here and a computer and all the commodities that I like to do. My dad watches the TV in the living room and puffs a thick cloud of cigg smoke in there so I never want to be in that room anyway. There really isnt much to do at our house so I get bored and this room is just my escape. Mom is normally sleeping because she worked too much or she's in the kitchen cooking or cleaning or cussing out my dad (they dont have a good marriage- my dad is a lazy bum who will never do anything unless mom helps him and that makes them both angry. My mom has to put up with a lot with my dad and prolly from me too because I stay in this room all the time- but I do cmoe out- I eat dinner at the table with her we go out together sometimes. Lotsa my friends have moved out of their house and are on their own now and my mom is worried that I dont talk to her enough. I mean---maybe I dont- Im just so confused. I feel terrible. Like the other day I felt terrible. I wanted something 2 eat but there was nothing at the house- the original plan was for me 2 buy food out but then my brother and everyone wanted to join in (mom, my brother, and me) and go on a take-out run together. I know how that normally goes- something happens and someone gets mad (normally my brother) and he ends up cussing us all out saying something like "f*cking hate all of you" or something that he ends up regretting later (he has temper problems) and mom and I get our feelings hurt and none of us have a good time (my brother is 24 btw). So I was hoping we could have
wow- sad part is this is only half of what I typed on here originally XD musta been so long it had a character limit!!! anyways. yea : ( I like what you said (first comment guy XD). I just needed somebody to tell me Im not crazy (in respect) and agree with me on why she's like that and stuff. I need to try n be better- but wow @_@ it can be really agrivating sometimes XD Tho I can only imagine what it's like for her 2. just wish she cud understand me sometimes----it deleted the parts that I said about having no privacy at home (her snoopin thru all my stuff to find anything negative about me XD) hahaha.


We've started having some troubles with one of my kindergartener's friend's parents.

I'm a former teenage mommy. I'm now in my mid-20s. I own my home. I have professional employment, at which I've been pretty successful. I hold an Associate's degree and am continuing my education in pursuit of a Bachelor's. I'm now re-married, but when my daughter was little, I did it alone. My parents were not in a position, financially, to help me and her father walked away. Excluding WIC and 2 months of Food Stamps when she was first born and I was transitioning into motherhood, I have never received any kind of state aid.
I don't party. I don't drink or smoke. I have often done without so my daughter could have what she needed first. I've done my best to teach her good manners and how to behave and treat other people. She's cleaned, well-loved, and cared for.
This other family is more prominent and have never had to want for anything. They have a very sweet daughter and she and my little girl enjoy spending time together at school. When I recently suggested we should try to get them together during their fall break to play, I was more or less told that I was not the kind of influence they want their daughter to be around (because of being such a young mom and my "mistakes" of the past). It hurt me, but I let it go. It wasn't worth any kind of additional drama and at least our daughters had the playground at school to be together.
Today, my daughter comes home from school crying and tells me her friend told her they can't play anymore and that her friend got in trouble for playing with her. When my daughter asked this little girl why the little girl told her it was because her mother (me) is a "wh*re" and "makes bad choices."
I'm fighting the urge to call them and let them know how I feel about the situation, but I'm afraid it will only make things worse. Advice?
These people know of my situation because the daughter's father used to attend church with my father before my father switched churches.


My son suffers from allergies. There has not been anything specific but when he goes to his mom's home on the weekends she comes back coughing, weezing and sometimes quite sick. He has been to the dr. and he has believes it is smokers, ragweed and such. He is also asthmatic but has only had a couple of issues with that. He is taking allergy medication but it doesnt seem to help. his mom has 2 large dogs, a gerbil and lives with a smoker (her mom) in an old moldy house. I know the smoking is a issue and has been for several years since he was around his grandmother.
Anyway my home is quite clean no animals and I run air cleaners and have never had a smoker inside. The kids are with me most of the time. My kids played with a ferret and fell in love with it. ( I did too) I grew up on a farm and have alway had animals but for the last 8 years. I would love to get them a ferret to have as a pet and teach the kids responsibility and commitment. I am worried about my son's health. Is there anything I can do to help prevent the possible allergens. Do Hepa filters, UV cleaners, Bathing and such help? Or is it a bad idea all together. I am open to any suggestions so fire way!
Thanks
I live in an apartment. It is a large apartment. We will take it outside a lot but bathe it at least weekly.


ok she accued me of making her son fight with her, teaching her grandchild bad words, making the grandchild not give her a hug, smoking for 2 years, hving sex with guys, purposely openning the door so my bf hears her fighting with me, being fake, not actually taking care of her grandchild (just letting her do whatever she wants and not watching her), steling her brush, stealing things from her bedroom (which she later found out that her daughter misplaced it and didn't even apologize), and so many other sick things that make me puke!!!! so, she is now trying to break me and my bf up. she really said a lot of stuff that weren't true. so, i want to play a prank on her. she owns a drycleaning store and she's 50 yrs old. what do u think i should do to her??? want it to be funny but i don't want her to know it's me. i also don't want to do anything illegal.
thanks!
lol accused me
lol she doesn't have one!


Today my 2yr old daughter did her worse act ever. I was in my room when I heard my brother yelling for my daughter to hurry out of the kitchen. I ran to see that my little girl had put one of her dolls in the broiler part under the oven and it caught on fire when my mom started baking a cake. My brother told me all he saw was smoke and then a big fire come from underneath followed by a nasty smell of burnt plastic. Lately i've been noticing she's been a little theif as to taking things and hiding them in weird places, hence under the stove. I didn't get mad at my daughter cause I know she doesn't know better, but is there certain child locks that can lock it up or how can I teach her to don't do that so she won't catch the house on fire next time!


my wife and I are getting a divorce and will file joint custody, but we both want to be the prymary parent. I don't agree with the way she will rase the kids or the habats she and her family will teach them. we have 2 daughters and 2 sons. her family all draink alot and smoke arounnd the kids, all the tenage kids on her side of the family smoke and drink also. her mom and dad believe that if they buy beer and let the kids drink at home they wont do it on the street. my wife's mom has been married and divorced three times and made my wife at 12 years old take off her shirt and bra in front of her step dad to show how big her breast were getting. pretty sad !!! we have never had alot to do with her side of the family, now we are getting divorced she thinks thay are just fine. By the way our girls are 13yrs and a boy 9 and a boy 7. and the girls know what is going on and don"t want to live with my wife or be around her family , are scared their brothers will grow up like her family


my wife and I are getting a divorce and will file joint custody, but we both want to be the prymary parent. I don't agree with the way she will rase the kids or the habats she and her family will teach them. we have 2 daughters and 2 sons. her family all draink alot and smoke arounnd the kids, all the tenage kids on her side of the family smoke and drink also. her mom and dad believe that if they buy beer and let the kids drink at home they wont do it on the street. my wife's mom has been married and divorced three times and made my wife at 12 years old take off her shirt and bra in front of her step dad to show how big her breast were getting. pretty sad !!! we have never had alot to do with her side of the family, now that we are getting divorced she thinks thay are just fine


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A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."


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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."


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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"


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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"


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A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."


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A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."


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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"


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A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream."


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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.

The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"


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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."


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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."


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Mr.Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I'm a little cold, could I borrow your blanket? The man says how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile? The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed. Then he replies, good, then you can get your own damn blanket.


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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".


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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."


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A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".


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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'


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A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."

The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal."

So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in."

The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW."


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This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.

I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.


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Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."


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Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, "I realize we've known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just can't bring it to mind... would you please tell me your name again, dear?" There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other lady responds, "How soon do you need to know?"


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You know there are starving people in those third world countries, and you're just wasting that food. Then package it up and ship it to 'em if you're so concerned you dumb shit!


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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"


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The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him.

She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time.

The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.

After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads!


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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."


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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."


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A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor!" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor. "One 'doctor' is enough." "Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch." "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture."


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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"


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The teacher of the Earth Science class was lecturing on map reading. He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes. Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude..." A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone, sir."


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Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."


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A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."


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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way. Later on the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir." "Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" inquired the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there." "My wife is from Minnesota", exclaimed the manager. The boy instantly replied, "Really! What team did she play for?"


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A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"
I Have no Idea what happened here!!

SORRY


i should start with an explanation. My boyfriend's mom lives in san diego, me and my boyfriend in cincinnati. His sisters (16&13 yrs old) came back a month last year to visit their dad. I"m extremely close with his sisters, they call everyday, and tell me everything about their lives.

Well, one day his oldest sister and i went dancing at a teen dance club, and we came back late, probably around 3.. and i stayed over their house because i didn't want to wake up my entire family. When i told my boyfriends mother this story she complained and said she had taught her daughters "not to sleep around" and i was a horrible example. Basically she called me a wh**e.

But, my boyfriend was already sleeping when we got home, and we had been together two years. I don't drink or smoke, or do any drugs.. and i'm 19, he's 21. Not what i consider a bad example

Was she right to say what she said to me? He won't talk to her now for what she said to me. Should i apologize or was she wrong?
also, i work very hard to keep this woman pleased. I send her pictures of her son, and keep her updated what's going on with his life. I remind him to call her/ send her cards and gifts. All the rest of his family loves me... i have tried my hardest.. did i really screw up?
By the way, 3AM was totally okay with both parents, we called both and told them it would be a late night and asked if that was okay.


i'm only 33 and all i'm been told is hang in there times a great healer she'll need you again soon yes maybe so but what am i suppose to do in the meantime sit back and wait and watch holding my breath am i not entitled to a life and a little happiness.. i want a better life instead of the mess i'm in now stuck in a louzy area around louzy people who have no ambition to do anything apart from eat drink and smoke themselfs to death.. i need to set an example to my daughter before it is too late i want to leave this town i'm in get a job and build something for us before it is totally too late.. my mom was too soft wiht me and let me have anything i wanted i was never taught to work for anything or appreciate anything i have qualifications i've proved to myself i'm capable of something i want to put them to good use and continue learning but i'm too affraid of losing my family altogether if i went off to start a better life where theres work would i be selfish for doing that?